secretlymartinfreeman:

the most unrealistic thing about high school musical is that they let ryan wear hats in class

siskatadam:

welcome to the UK where there’s a whole storyline and website due to a joke that started 4 years ago about how market sounds like meerkat

meladoodle:

he’s got his mother’s eyes, and his father’s chin… when will this child stop collecting bodyparts

fartgallery:

Why are they called palm trees when they wont even fit in my hand

kisa-me:

i think ive watched enough anime to know how to fight

allhalebreaksloose:

interstellarmage:

i knew this guy in middle school who when asked about his future plans, even by school counselors or teachers would without fail always chant,

KICK ASS, GO TO SPACE
REPRESENT THE HUMAN RACE

i wonder what he’s up to these days.

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megacharizardxxx:

MAXIMUM  VELOCITY

123jaclyn321:

zurashisu:

madman-in-a-blue-box-at-221b:

thediamondthatlived:

madman-in-a-blue-box-at-221b:

what do you call a snobbish criminal going down the stairs?

I don’t know. What?

a condescending con descending.

get out

That was beautiful

theawkwardlifeofapsycho:

Why is this not taught universally.

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